Guide to Asheville, NC

For introverts with dogs who hate sticky parking

Welcome to the promise land, babe. You're home. We have a very frosty glass of the best frozen margarita and decor that rivals anything in Marfa, TX. Afterwards we can definitely make the worst decision ever and go to Burger Bar, where no, they do not make burgers (bullshit). Best part? It’s all like 8 min away from everything you need. Your airbnb? On Haywood. Leo’s half off wine on Tuesday? Down the road! Should we walk to a patio after this? Why the hell not? You can do all that in Asheville, not melt your mascara off, and get home by 10:30 PM just in time for ASMR on youtube.
Let’s dive into this guide to Asheville.